Fake Things to Say When People Ask You How You'd Spend the Lottery Money

It's a hot topic at work and I keep tossing out inanities that are quickly annoying the people who are serious that they'd start their "own restaurant".
  1. Make a lot of people go bye-bye. (Stolen from Colin Quinn's Twitter.
  2. Open a pizza restaurant that hovers two feet off the ground. "Pie in the Sky"
  3. Get a Keurig.
  4. Finally introduce my two families to each other.
  5. Visit Wyoming.