Fake Things to Say When People Ask You How You'd Spend the Lottery Money
It's a hot topic at work and I keep tossing out inanities that are quickly annoying the people who are serious that they'd start their "own restaurant".
- •Make a lot of people go bye-bye. (Stolen from Colin Quinn's Twitter.
- •Open a pizza restaurant that hovers two feet off the ground. "Pie in the Sky"
- •Get a Keurig.
- •Finally introduce my two families to each other.
- •Visit Wyoming.