Exercises I Would Do If The Results Were True
Those exercise gurus don't advertise like I do.
- •Laugh Your Way To AbsReruns of The Office, let's do this.
- •Sit For Gorgeous Glutes
- •Stand and Be Thin
- •Stretch For Muscles On Muscles
- •Blink and Shrink Three Waist Sizes
- •Push-ups To Push Down the EarthThank you Chuck Norris.
- •Literal Chin-upsAll the results from nothing but head bobbing.
- •Finger Calisthenics For When You're AFK To Strengthen Your Typing Touch
- •Snap Into an Actual Slim JimAll you need is a finger, a thumb and the ability to snap them and you can fit into anything! Even a Slim Jim.
- •For Each Food You Eat, One Food Will Reduce the Calories of That Other FoodIt's like eating nothing, but you'll fulfill your hunger! Imagine donuts reduced to the value of broccoli... We've found what moderation is all about after all.
- •Take Hot Showers/Baths, Burn Calories
- •Eat a Piece of Pound Cake, Lose a Pound
- •Sneeze and Be Lean
- •Hop, Skip and Jump For Lovely Lady LumpsA nice romp for a nice rump or a pump for those bumps.
- •Make a Pun To Stay HungThat's what she said. *Boi-oi-oi-oing*
- •With these quick exercises, you too can be the spitting image of health.