How To Tell Sadness Goodbye

In 5 Steps:
  1. 1.
    Pop Sadness' balls
  2. 2.
    Take a big breath of the air from the remnants of Sadness' balls.
  3. 3.
    Let out a booming and barbaric yawp that proclaims Sadness' manhood is your own.
  4. 4.
    Send Sadness a postcard of his sad sack back.
  5. 5.
    Laugh and Repeat.