If Christmas Was In July...
This is how I'd celebrate.
- •For the Fourth of July, instead of shooting off fireworks, we'll shoot off Christmas tree rockets the night before.Listen, it's better than throwing out your tree.
- •Christmas gifts we did not ask for will be rocketed the day of.The sentiment was kind, these socks however are a birthday gift at best. 💣💥
- •Our nation's freedom should be the greatest gift of all. That's why all gifts should be our's to choose.You're welcome America.