This is how I'd celebrate.
  1. For the Fourth of July, instead of shooting off fireworks, we'll shoot off Christmas tree rockets the night before.
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    Listen, it's better than throwing out your tree.
  2. Christmas gifts we did not ask for will be rocketed the day of.
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    The sentiment was kind, these socks however are a birthday gift at best. 💣💥
  3. Our nation's freedom should be the greatest gift of all. That's why all gifts should be our's to choose.
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    You're welcome America.