This is how I'd celebrate.
  1. For the Fourth of July, instead of shooting off fireworks, we'll shoot off Christmas tree rockets the night before.
    Listen, it's better than throwing out your tree.
  2. Christmas gifts we did not ask for will be rocketed the day of.
    The sentiment was kind, these socks however are a birthday gift at best. 💣💥
  3. Our nation's freedom should be the greatest gift of all. That's why all gifts should be our's to choose.
    You're welcome America.