If I Was a Superhero, These Would Be My Weaknesses
Tiny green rocks got nothing on me!
- •Explaining my origin story to everyone.
- •Working out.
- •Breaking the fourth wall.Reading my own adventures!
- •Suiting up in new costumes every time.Throwback Continuity!
- •Capturing my crusades with a GoPro.Living in the moment < Kodak moment
- •Literally the entire roster of superheroines.Sure their proportions are outlandish but they are drawn like one of Jack's French girls.
- •Keeping a sidekick.I work alone.
- •Finding a love interest.I... have sex alone.
- •Apologizing for beating baddies senseless.PUNCH! Sorry! PUNCH! Terribly sorry!
- •Explaining the psychological toll and tendencies a villain exudes to convince them that their evil comes from a deep-seated urge to reek revenge on the world that took their innocence away.Followed by further beatings.