Reading Rainbow has books at the end of it. Sorry, no gold here (unless books are gold to you.) No? Look at my face, that's how I feel!
  1. Read a book.
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  2. Really, read one this time.
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  3. I know something you don't.
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  4. Begone nonreader!
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  5. Stop looking for pictures! Not all books have them, so make your own!
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  6. You don't get to say or assume this unless you actually read the book.
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  7. Don't stop there, you're getting to the good part!
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  8. You can't pretend to read. I mean you can, but don't!
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  9. Technically it's reading, but questionable reading at that.
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    Better to know what not to read than to be unaware of it.
  10. You didn't read it!?
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  11. If it makes you feel any better, I'll pretend I know what your trying to explain too.
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  12. My thoughts exactly.
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  13. What do you have against books? Papercuts? Really?
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  14. I'm intolerant at this point.
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    For the record, I would never say this to anybody. But man is it tempting.
  15. Carry on.
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  16. When there's company who gets it.
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  17. Sometimes true friends come from books.
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  18. While you were downloading that chapter, I finished reading mine.
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  19. You're not even giving it a chance!
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    TLDR doesn't stand for "too long didn't read." It stands for "too lazy didn't read."
  20. Try to convince them to read.
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  21. It's TV for your head.
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  22. Reading goes great with eating.
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  23. Sleeping too.
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  24. Get them thinking.
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  25. Teach them the power of reading.
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