People With Dirty Names
Last names, first names, they all have smutty potential.
- •Bradley CooperThe word "cooper" is a curse from Europe for the word "penis."
- •Brad PittHe probably doesn't use deodorant.
- •Ryan GoslingMore like Ryan G-string! Amiwrite? Maybe it's a strap-on sling he can take to-go?
- •Elijah WoodCarving away.
- •Kate MicucciLoosey goosey Ms. Micucci!
- •Chris HardwickHe's burning the candle at both ends!
- •Jamie FoxxThat's definitely a porno name.
- •Dick Van DykeA two-for-one.
- •Chris GethardHulk horned up!
- •Joe CockerA beautiful singer who probably has bigger junk than all of the man who don't sing.
- •Keke PalmerPalmer, Palm her... I'll just walk away now.