Pickup Lines That Will Backfire
Is this your first time? Because this is my last.
- •I'll give you a motorboat only if you ride mine.
- •I wear glasses because I'm blinded by your love.
- •Oh, you like girls... at least we found something in common.
- •Hey you got something in your eye... It's me!
- •In case you get any hotter:
- •You have some healthy cheeksThe cheeks up here or the cheeks down there? Perversion or a compliment? You decide.
- •You're alone, I'm alone, let's be alone together!
- •"Come" here often? I do.
- •"I like to drive a lot. My favorite car to drive is a Vulva."
- •Hey baby, sharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga?