Pickup Lines That Will Backfire

Is this your first time? Because this is my last.
  1. I'll give you a motorboat only if you ride mine.
  2. I wear glasses because I'm blinded by your love.
  3. Oh, you like girls... at least we found something in common.
  4. Hey you got something in your eye... It's me!
  5. In case you get any hotter:
  6. You have some healthy cheeks
    The cheeks up here or the cheeks down there? Perversion or a compliment? You decide.
  7. You're alone, I'm alone, let's be alone together!
  8. "Come" here often? I do.
  9. "I like to drive a lot. My favorite car to drive is a Vulva."
  10. Hey baby, sharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga?