Shower Power Hour
It's about to get sudsy. Share your Shower Power Hours with us, if you got the suds!
- •First I disrobe.Let's see how far I can take this list without getting NSFW.
- •Look myself over with a selfie.You can't take photos with a mirror, duh!
- •Step into the Splash Zone.I'm excited... about toiletries. Yeah, I'll try to convince myself that later.
- •Feel the shock, sting and surge of 20,000 cold, liquidized lasers.More like 20 or so, but it felt like 20,000!
- •Feel the hugging warmth of a hot babbling brook.I know it looks like something else, but look, how else do you wash down South without finding it pleasurable?
- •Time for suds.For a stud like me. No you're right, I'm not a stud but little Brent is! Boy am I compensating.
- •Don't drop the soap.Not even if it's just you in there.
- •Reach a soaked, mop texture.Mops look better.
- •Sham to the poo.When you think about it, shampoo sounds like a scam to wash your hair with crap.
- •Rinse off.Squeaky clean!
- •Dry off.It's not a rat's nest, it's just tumble dryed.
- •Shut up about looking the same as you did before the shower. No really, no noticeable change was made except a much needed cleansing.Repeat.