The List That Got Away

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    Did you ever have an idea for a list?
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    The kind of idea that's great?
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    I mean "bring home to your parents" great?
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    I mean "marry, have kids and a life with" great?
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    So great that it's your entire eulogy AND written on your tomb stone?
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    ☝That's what it feels likeπŸ‘†
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    It was going to be 99 items
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    99 items cut short because of an attempt to save a new draft followed by the app restarting itself.
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    I got 50 or so items listed.
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    The list?
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    "Band Names That Sound Convincing"
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    And the best part? I didn't write a word of it on paper.
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    I could always start it from scratch.
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    But that would require a memory.
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    Who says I forget anything?
    Now I remember... πŸ˜…
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    Yeah, so enjoy this Anti-List slash list rant.
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    (I wrote out "slash" because I don't feel like being lazy. It's called keeping a good reputation!)
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    Thank the developers of THIS list didn't get deleted. Otherwise I would have –
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