I know, this is borderline perversion and me probably being the biggest creep (in a while) but don't blame me. Blame my inspiration: @jmewants2travel 😅
  1. Eating a banana
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    No matter how you eat it, whatever angle or maneuver you take, there's no denying that this is Mother Nature's fantasy fruit.
  2. Using Q-tips
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    I used two at the same time and I can attest... I felt aroused. They got to the gooey stuff real nice!
  3. Sharpening pencils
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    Hey baby, sharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga?
  4. Opening an envelope
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    I'm always disappointed that there's no money in there.
  5. Water balloons
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    And there's no one one to throw them at. What a shame.