Things I Find Erotic But Shouldn't
I know, this is borderline perversion and me probably being the biggest creep (in a while) but don't blame me. Blame my inspiration: @jmewants2travel 😅
- •Eating a bananaNo matter how you eat it, whatever angle or maneuver you take, there's no denying that this is Mother Nature's fantasy fruit.
- •Using Q-tipsI used two at the same time and I can attest... I felt aroused. They got to the gooey stuff real nice!
- •Sharpening pencilsHey baby, sharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga?
- •Opening an envelopeI'm always disappointed that there's no money in there.
- •Water balloonsAnd there's no one one to throw them at. What a shame.