I've been keeping a tally and it's remarkable. Name something your father says!
  1. Jimminy Crickets!
    Instead of the usual "cheese and rice."
  2. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips.
  3. Looks like it's going to be a frog-strangler.
    A frog-strangler is when winds are strong enough, frogs rise into the air and suffocate before they fall down like rain. The expression makes him feel right at home. 😅
  4. I'm not doing this for my health.
  5. Just leave it to Beaver.
  6. He looks like Howdy Doody.
  7. What's this? You're looking like Fred Flintstone.
    His impressions of me before my online interview. They won't see my bottom half after all.
  8. Bedtime for Bonzo.
    And on occasion, say goodnight Gracie.
  9. You need [blank] like you need a hole in the head.
  10. Brush the teeth you want to keep.
  11. That makes me so mad I could puke my guts out!
  12. He has the personality of a shoe horn.
  13. *Sings* "Hey good-lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' up somethin' with me!"
  14. Old Bubba loves you.
    His father would say this to him. Now he says it to us.