Ladies, I'm sorry.
  1. Anything that is a drama-filled competition for supposed love
    Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, Tila Tequila, anything that sounds like a bad idea.
  2. Anything that is a soap opera
    Days of Our Lives... I'm living that right now.
  3. Anything to do with rehab
    I'm happy that they recover but I don't think it is for an audience to witness.
  4. Gilmore Girls
    Once an army wife always an army wife but where does the war end?
  5. Grey's Anatomy
    This is a medical book apparently that turned into antics and romances somehow. Even some of the surgeries seem outlandish. A pregnant man? Really?
  6. Keeping Up with the Kardashians
    Bruce was the only saving grace of the show but no one listened to his better judgements. Either with him or without him, it was a show alright.
  7. Most anything on TLC
  8. Most anything on VH1 or MTV
  9. Reality TV in general
    Alfred Hitchcock is rolling in his grave; the man invented voyeurism for Pete's sake!
  10. Sex in the City
    Girls have sex in "the" city. Keep it in the bedroom, please.
  11. The Bachelor/Bachelorette
    TV romances are strictly lived only on TV. There's no way a relationship lasts long when you have the million, unblinking lenses judging your every intention.
  12. The People's Couch
    If you wanted to watch people watch TV while you watch TV, this is the vicarious show for you.
  13. The Real Housewives
    Nothing interesting here unless you like not thinking, be my guest.