Why Glasses Are The Best Accessory

That's right, I got extra eyes to give the stink eye!
  1. They are fashionable and functional.
  2. They help you see better.
    And you all take HD for granted.
  3. You can look smart.
    Even pretend!
  4. They were further improved by one of the founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin with what became known as the bifocals.
  5. They can help start a fire.
    At the right angle and time of day and only if you are farsighted: https://essilorusa.com/content/essilor-usa/en/newsroom/news/missed_boy_scoutsn.html
  6. The only thing left to do now is go blind.
  7. No, that's the only thing not cool about glasses.
  8. Excelsior! 👓