Why Glasses Are The Best Accessory
That's right, I got extra eyes to give the stink eye!
- •They are fashionable and functional.
- •They help you see better.And you all take HD for granted.
- •You can look smart.Even pretend!
- •They were further improved by one of the founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin with what became known as the bifocals.
- •They can help start a fire.At the right angle and time of day and only if you are farsighted: https://essilorusa.com/content/essilor-usa/en/newsroom/news/missed_boy_scoutsn.html
- •The only thing left to do now is go blind.
- •No, that's the only thing not cool about glasses.
- •Excelsior! 👓