Why I Would Make a Good Boyfriend
Any ladies want to change my status?
- •I'll talk nerdy to youSharpen my Dixon Ticonderoga for me?
- •I'll be your Jim to your PamThe Office is the best show ever.
- •I'll tell you "you do look fat in that."You can't blame me for being honest. Or joking!
- •I'll fight the fights you may or may not have started.That's what boyfriend's are for.
- •I'll go with the suggestions you make.Not because I can be easygoing, just because I want to make (us) you happy.
- •I'll tell you "you're pretty" even when you don't ask me.
- •I'll make you crack a smile even when you don't want to.
- •I'll cry when you cry
- •I'll call you at least twice a week and text three.Unless that isn't the proper suggestion. In which case, surveillance is reasonable.
- •I'll listen to your sweet nothings and somethings.
- •I'll go vegan for you.Despite my efforts to turn us into omnivores.
- •I'll also try your cooking.It's okay, anything tastes good after you've already eaten take-out. Only – "Joking?" Hey, you're catching on!
- •I'll go to yoga with you.Even though we aren't meant to be pretzels.
- •I'll watch a chick flick with you when your girlfriends aren't available.I might have to paint my eyelids for this one.
- •I'll kiss you The Notebook styleAt your request of course.
- •I have a big...heart. Size matters right? 😉