Worst Places/times to Use the Ham Horn

  1. Right before stating your marriage vows at the altar
  2. Viewing the open casket at a wake
  3. After the cop asks to see your license & registration
  4. When she looks deep in your eyes and says "I love you" for the first time (any other time after the first is acceptable)
  5. When your parents ask where you were after catching you coming in late after curfew
  6. When the announcer at IBC says, "and now we pray in silence for our own heartfelt needs."