Worst Places/times to Use the Ham Horn
- •Right before stating your marriage vows at the altar
- •Viewing the open casket at a wake
- •After the cop asks to see your license & registration
- •When she looks deep in your eyes and says "I love you" for the first time (any other time after the first is acceptable)
- •When your parents ask where you were after catching you coming in late after curfew
- •When the announcer at IBC says, "and now we pray in silence for our own heartfelt needs."