Things I think in my head while my boyfriend watches the NBA finals
In rebuttal to @DommyToretto
- •"Those seats on the court must have cost so much money. Whose dick did those people have to suck to get those tickets?"
- •"Does Lebron have a vagina?"He's such a diva.
- •"Who's that cute guy...oh and that one? AND THAT ANOTHER ONE?!"
- •"What did that tattoo say?"Something about Jesus or fucking bitches, I couldn't tell.
- •"With all of that money, he couldn't get a better hair cut?"
- •"It's only the 3rd quarter? Holy fuck."
- •"UGH can't we watch The Bachelorette now?"It's getting intense.