Things I think in my head while my boyfriend watches the NBA finals

In rebuttal to @DommyToretto
  1. "Those seats on the court must have cost so much money. Whose dick did those people have to suck to get those tickets?"
  2. "Does Lebron have a vagina?"
    He's such a diva.
  3. "Who's that cute guy...oh and that one? AND THAT ANOTHER ONE?!"
  4. "What did that tattoo say?"
    Something about Jesus or fucking bitches, I couldn't tell.
  5. "With all of that money, he couldn't get a better hair cut?"
  6. "It's only the 3rd quarter? Holy fuck."
  7. "UGH can't we watch The Bachelorette now?"
    It's getting intense.