I went to Chicago on my own for two days. These are the notable things I heard!
  1. "My friend Jen.. You know, she's the one who can't smell!"
  2. "I can do my signature really well, watch!! (While signing receipt) oh no, I signed it twice!! What if they charge me DOUBLE!" -drunk girl at bar
  3. "I walk around naked a lot, it's kinda my thing" (Other friend in response)"drink your cider."
  4. "I personally identify as a blonde"
  5. "It's '#JustHuskyThings' on the Facebook"
  6. "If you can play tennis while someone shoots a gun down the street, now that's focus!" -apparently a quote from Venus and Serena's poem