THINGS MOMS SAY

  1. Oldies but goodies (FB photo albums)
  2. "I'm hip, I'm cool, I'm funny, I've still got it"
  3. "How are the kids? Tell the family I say hi!"
  4. "WILD CARD!!!"
  5. "Live, Laugh, Love!"
  6. Any AIM acronym that our generation/the ones who invented them no longer use
    L.O.L. g2g ttyl byeeeee
  7. "Why don't you try doing a Google?"
    In response to any question for which she does not have the answer.
    Suggested by   @girgentiam
  8. Did you look on WebMD?
    Jesus, Mom, no. I don't need to worry that I have cancer just because my throat hurts.
    Suggested by   @hollis