THINGS THAT CONFUSE ME AT THIS CLEARFIELD HAMPTON INN

Don't get me wrong, it's a lovely stay.
  1. Their "fun" coffee cups to appeal to the younger generation!
    I mustache you a question about your visual choices
  2. Their "awesomesauce" elevator decal
  3. Their complimentary boxes of undisclosed mints
  4. And their amazing hotel room key that I may or may not have stolen upon check out
  5. The do not disturb sign
  6. Thx Lori