Volume 1
  1. Referring to a significant other as "your person"
  2. Referring to Ohio State as *The* Ohio State University
  3. Flat brim hats with the sticker still on the brim
  4. Flat brim hats in general
  5. People who pronounce Ibiza correctly
  6. When someone describes any dark, but well-written song as "hauntingly beautiful"
  7. That time I sneezed in church and nobody said "God bless you"