Best Backhanded Compliments

  1. I saw your one-man show. You looked like you were having so much fun up there!
  2. You're so lucky they always have your size.
  3. Are you a lawyer? No? Are you sure?
  4. You remind me of someone from back home.
  5. So jealous you don't care what other people think!
  6. You are great at karaoke.
  7. You're so creative - I wouldn't know what to do with all that free time.
  8. This haircut is so much better than the last one!
  9. Honestly, I don't think of you as a person with credit card debt.
  10. You're taller than I originally thought!
  11. You could totally be on a reality show.
  12. Love that fanny pack.