Things People Say Through Their Dogs

  1. "Mason doesn't like other people."
  2. "Mason's glad we didn't go to that party."
  3. "Do you think Mason's depressed?"
  4. "Look, Mason got a boner! Aaaand it's gone."
  5. "Mason sleeps all day."
  6. "Mason eats too fast."
  7. "Mason used to like his toys."
  8. "Mason wouldn't be able to stop a burglar."
  9. "Mason can't be left alone."
  10. "I'm worried about Mason."
  11. "Mason thinks he's a person."