Lamest Reasons to Prolong Grocery Shopping

  1. 1.
    It's Sunday.
  2. 2.
    I just flew back from DC and I'm "jet lagged"
  3. 3.
    Laying horizontal, sounds better than being vertical.
  4. 4.
    I don't have coupons (ever)
  5. 5.
    I could always Seamless
  6. 6.
    The VMAs are on (do people still watch that?)