Things I Learned While Watching Hgtv

I got caught in a Sunday afternoon (and evening) rabbit hole of HGTV
  1. 1.
    Dramatic music cues mean shit is about to go down. Which really means money is about to be spent!
  2. 2.
    I now know what a low bearing wall means.
  3. 3.
    You could play a drinking game to the amount of times people say, "open concept."
  4. 4.
    Everything remodeled is gray and white.
  5. 5.
    It takes about 10 people to lift and install a marble slab.
  6. 6.
    Furniture used in staging is basic AF.
  7. 7.
    People are hoarders.
  8. 8.
    Those Property Bros are so charming.
  9. 9.
    The "hosts" or talent of the show never does any real work. If you don't believe me, check out their armpits. No sweat. And there hair is perfectly coiffed.
  10. 10.
    I can by a McMansion is South Carolina for $250K. I can't buy anything for that in Manhattan.