Things I Learned While Watching Mtv Vmas 2015

  1. You can be partially naked.
  2. Kanye's VMA tribute video was definitely produced by Kanye.
  3. Miley Cyrus' outfits are basically Halloween costumes. No?
  4. All the graphics have to be 2D, tumblr inspired. Basically anything you sketched in your high school notebook is now accepted as professional broadcast graphics
  5. Awkward backstage photos are the best thing about the entire show. See anyone with Britney Spears
  6. #SquadGoals was literally invented by Taylor Swift and her model darlings
  7. Miley Cyrus really loves saying "Turnt."
  8. Puffy arm accessories are a thing. Think Big Bird feathers, but for arms.
  9. Nick Jonas is really hot. Hope that's legal to say.
  10. Kanye West's t-shirt and sweat pants are probably worth $1K
  11. Many of the commercials are hygiene, Trojan, PSAs or cell phone providers
  12. Miley Cyrus looks like a deer in headlights reading the telepromopter
  13. Justin Bieber should really know that a long t-shirt actually makes him look shorter.
  14. Why is Justin Bieber crying?
  15. Is "Shanara Chronicles" basically "Game of Thrones" on MTV?