A FOOLPROOF WAY TO PUMP UP MY DAY

  1. Type SUSAN LUCCI DAYTIME EMMY WIN into YouTube
  2. Wonder what the 18 previous nominations were like for her.
    IMPORTANT MAN: We'll get 'em next year Suse! This kidnapping plot is Daytime Emmy catnip! SUSAN: K
  3. Hate that this video is 7 minutes long
    Susan waited through 18 other award ceremonies though, so I put up with it.
  4. Respect how much Shemar Moore is loving his job as presenter
  5. Feel Susan's INTENSE energy when they show her clip
    IMPORTANT MAN must've been particularly insistent about this year being her year.
  6. "THE STREAK IS OVER! SUSAN LUCCI!"
  7. I'm crying! Susan is crying! Rosie O'Donnell is crying!
    I can do anything now!!!!!!