THINGS I LOVE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEY HATE
This list is so earnest it reads as sarcastic, but is 100% my truth.
- •VoicemailsThey are like spoken letters. Much better than texts. Can't speak highly enough of this art form. When I miss a call but that notification pops up that the story didn't end there...wow. I used to have the phone where you had to dial 86 and enter a password and listen to all your old messages if you wanted to replay one you saved. Even that extensive process did not deter me.
- •PackingFirst of all, this means I'm going somewhere, which makes it great. Second, it requires envisioning the greatness in detail and then putting it together. It's like solving a puzzle, but one that doesn't just chill out on your coffee table like 'Whatsup I am a collection of painted cardboard pieces assembled to look like a Van Gogh painting.'
- •Listening to other people's dreamsPut me in coach because I am ready to PLAY when it comes to your dreams. Minds are so weird! How do we think of these things?! And why?! Give me every detail. I am on a lifelong quest to understand.