THINGS I LOVE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEY HATE

This list is so earnest it reads as sarcastic, but is 100% my truth.
  1. Voicemails
    They are like spoken letters. Much better than texts. Can't speak highly enough of this art form. When I miss a call but that notification pops up that the story didn't end there...wow. I used to have the phone where you had to dial 86 and enter a password and listen to all your old messages if you wanted to replay one you saved. Even that extensive process did not deter me.
  2. Packing
    First of all, this means I'm going somewhere, which makes it great. Second, it requires envisioning the greatness in detail and then putting it together. It's like solving a puzzle, but one that doesn't just chill out on your coffee table like 'Whatsup I am a collection of painted cardboard pieces assembled to look like a Van Gogh painting.'
  3. Listening to other people's dreams
    Put me in coach because I am ready to PLAY when it comes to your dreams. Minds are so weird! How do we think of these things?! And why?! Give me every detail. I am on a lifelong quest to understand.