UNIVERSALLY KNOWN COFFEE SHOP PEOPLE
We know them. We love them. We ARE them.
- 1.Older Man drinking black coffeeHe sits in the spot you love, then wanders away, leaving a newspaper in his place. He's not gone. He's just taking a call/going to the bathroom/taunting you.
- 2.College girl with 28 textbooksIt's summer. It's winter break. You're in an airport. It doesn't matter. She's doing work.
- 3.Woman screaming into her phoneShe's also ordering at the same time, isn't she?
- 4.Nanny with a baby in a strollerShe swore to herself it would be different this time.
- 5.Frenetic mid-20s guy who may or may not be on drugsHe wanders in. Wanders out. Is he in line before you? He'll probably get a blended drink.
- 6.Gentle older man/woman who just can not decipher the menuEveryone else in line: You can do this! We believe in you!
- 7.Two best friends in a whisper-fightIs this the best place for a falling out? No one knows, but we're all invested.
- 8.The Business GuyHe knows the baristas. Sometimes he can stay and chat. Sometimes he's gotta jet. Such is the life, right?
- 9.Three dudes writing a screenplayCan't wait to read it guys!
- 10.TeenagersSipping their whipped cream-covered concoctions and living their truths.