UNIVERSALLY KNOWN COFFEE SHOP PEOPLE

We know them. We love them. We ARE them.
  1. 1.
    Older Man drinking black coffee
    He sits in the spot you love, then wanders away, leaving a newspaper in his place. He's not gone. He's just taking a call/going to the bathroom/taunting you.
  2. 2.
    College girl with 28 textbooks
    It's summer. It's winter break. You're in an airport. It doesn't matter. She's doing work.
  3. 3.
    Woman screaming into her phone
    She's also ordering at the same time, isn't she?
  4. 4.
    Nanny with a baby in a stroller
    She swore to herself it would be different this time.
  5. 5.
    Frenetic mid-20s guy who may or may not be on drugs
    He wanders in. Wanders out. Is he in line before you? He'll probably get a blended drink.
  6. 6.
    Gentle older man/woman who just can not decipher the menu
    Everyone else in line: You can do this! We believe in you!
  7. 7.
    Two best friends in a whisper-fight
    Is this the best place for a falling out? No one knows, but we're all invested.
  8. 8.
    The Business Guy
    He knows the baristas. Sometimes he can stay and chat. Sometimes he's gotta jet. Such is the life, right?
  9. 9.
    Three dudes writing a screenplay
    Can't wait to read it guys!
  10. 10.
    Teenagers
    Sipping their whipped cream-covered concoctions and living their truths.