THINGS MY PRESCHOOLERS TELL ME

My students often start their sentences with "Did you know that...."
  1. "Stupid" is the strongest word you can use
  2. Girls pee out of their butts
  3. One of them currently lives in Africa
    Hell of a commute
  4. Another eats human bones
    Which makes her strong, duh
  5. God puts magic in each of our hearts
    (And makes babies)