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Guess which items went missing this week...
- •Toilet paper
- •Bath mat
- •Shower curtain
- •I am too dam old bih!!!
- •Those are some cute puppies bih.
- •Ain't no bundle bih!That's when your card gets declined at the hair store.
- •Ain't no mild chili bih.
- •You are a HEATED mess.You know a mess with heat applied to make it an even bigger mess.
- •Day started with Jamba Juice...You asked for some of that.
- •Beef enchiladasYou asked where I got it and why you didn't get any.
- •Ribs, corn, beans, macaroni salad.....You took 2 ribs....
- •If you bring your ass over here again......
- •I said I was hungry but you ordered food and didn't tell me.
- •Did you just ask to have sex with me with a mouth full of food you didn't offer me?
- •Ok.... Didn't you have sex with someone I know already???
- •Don't you dare tell me to "fix my face"!!!!!
- •Need to get up at get dressed
- •Did I eat??
- •Positivity is everywhere!!!
- •Man I love the sun