I'M HUNGOVER. HERE'S WHY I'M SCARED TO MOVE.

  1. What if I puke
  2. What if I haven't truly felt the depth of this hangover
  3. What if I'm in the perfect position to avoid the spins
  4. What if I'm still drunk and realize it as soon as I shift
  5. What if my mom finds out I'm hungover as soon as I move even though she lives miles away
  6. But seriously what if I puke
  7. What if I'm still sleeping and if I move I'll wake up from this horrible nightmare. Wait that sounds ni
  8. I moved
  9. Oh my god I just moved and I feel okay
  10. I'm going to try standing up now
  11. (3 hrs later) ... I shouldn't have moved.