THINGS I THINK WHEN I GET AN EMAIL ABOUT MY STUDENT LOANS

  1. Oh shit i forgot about those.
  2. Why the fuck did they lend some dumbass 18 year old that kind of money? I was 18 I didnt know what money is.
  3. Ok i guess i could cut out food from my budget...
  4. Don't kid yourself, alcohol is a mandatory living expense.
  5. I bet if I call up wells fargo they will for sure understand my situation.
  6. I could have a yard sale... What do i own that's worth thousands of dollars?
  7. What if I hack my bank account, they do that shit in mr. Robot all the time.
  8. I could die and then not pay those bastards back. That would show them!