THINGS I THINK WHEN I GET AN EMAIL ABOUT MY STUDENT LOANS
- •Oh shit i forgot about those.
- •Why the fuck did they lend some dumbass 18 year old that kind of money? I was 18 I didnt know what money is.
- •Ok i guess i could cut out food from my budget...
- •Don't kid yourself, alcohol is a mandatory living expense.
- •I bet if I call up wells fargo they will for sure understand my situation.
- •I could have a yard sale... What do i own that's worth thousands of dollars?
- •What if I hack my bank account, they do that shit in mr. Robot all the time.
- •I could die and then not pay those bastards back. That would show them!