Shit my son had cried over

He is 10 months old..
  1. I told him not to chew on his crib
  2. I told him not to eat the dog food
  3. I moved my coffee cup so he couldn't spill it
  4. I set him down
  5. I picked him up
  6. I changed his diaper
  7. I said "I love you" to him
  8. I told him not to put his toys in the dog's water
  9. I put him in the carseat
  10. I gave him the wrong toy
  11. I put socks on him
  12. I wouldn't let him play naked