CHILDHOOD PETS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED
- •HampsterHe escaped while I was changing his bedding and jumped off the counter. Splat City.
- •GoldfishJumped out of his bowl onto the stove and cooked himself alive. Potentially a false memory based on the common phrase, but I think it's true.
- •Two CockatielsTurns out they only eat the inside of the seeds and leave the outside. So when it looked like they had lots of food, they didn't have any at all.
- •Max the DogHe didn't die, but I killed him for my family by being allergic and making them return him.