CHILDHOOD PETS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED

  1. Hampster
    He escaped while I was changing his bedding and jumped off the counter. Splat City.
  2. Goldfish
    Jumped out of his bowl onto the stove and cooked himself alive. Potentially a false memory based on the common phrase, but I think it's true.
  3. Two Cockatiels
    Turns out they only eat the inside of the seeds and leave the outside. So when it looked like they had lots of food, they didn't have any at all.
  4. Max the Dog
    He didn't die, but I killed him for my family by being allergic and making them return him.