DRUGS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH A REAL WORLD CAST WOULD CONSIDER THEM A "PROBLEM"
How to avoid a house meeting.
- 1.Prescription XanaxYou had a problem, but you're handling it. Great conversation piece.
- 2.AlcoholFully encouraged, unless you're Ruthie, who got an unfair rap. Every cast member since would be a Ruthie.
- 3.AdderolNothing wrong with this one. We're all in college.
- 4.CocaineEnergy is wonderful. As long as you don't get caught, you're the star of the season. Get to it.
- 5.SteriodsIt's like cheating on a test. The results (big pecs) get you praised / that hot blonde girl. If you're caught, you're a damn monster.
- 6.Recreational XanaxThe issue isn't that it's drugs. The issue is that you're actively making yourself boring. This economy is driven by camera time, so this shit isn't acceptable.
- 7.WeedYou fucking monster.