SEATING OPTIONS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING STORES AT THE GROVE, RANKED

A non-shoppers guide to The Grove.
  1. 1.
    Anthropologie
    Very comfortable but stares at a wall. Adds some nice privacy, though.
  2. 2.
    J Crew
    Comfortable seats, but the arm rests are too far apart for simultaneous use.
  3. 3.
    Banana Republic
    Is this a seating section or a library?! Also, too close to the restrooms.
  4. 4.
    Zara
    2 floors, no seats. I moved some pants and sat on a corner. Not comfortable.
  5. 5.
    Gap
    A fucking stool. That's worse than nothing.