WHY YOU NEED SOME BASE LEVEL CONCENTRATION TO USE THE BATHROOM, OR HOW I JUST FUCKED UP

  1. Using the work bathroom
  2. Finish
  3. Stand up
  4. Pull up pants
  5. Flush the toilet
  6. Grab some toilet paper
  7. Look at toilet paper
  8. Realize that toilet paper should have been several steps ago
  9. Put unused toilet paper into the toilet mid flush
  10. Consider my situation
  11. Listen real hard to figure out if anyone's in the bathroom and heard flush #1
  12. Decide I'm alone
  13. Start whole process over again
  14. Nothing left to vacate but I'm here
  15. Write this list