5 THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND

  1. No, you listen, your the one that told me to go to your sisters house to change the light bulb in her bedroom closet, I couldn't say no to family.....
  2. Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free
  3. The dish washer told me that you have a date with dirty dishes tonight
  4. That red mop accents your hair
  5. What we have is priceless, the $50 that I gave to the hooker only confirms this