We asked the BuzzFeed Community what weirdo things their dogs do, and these are the hilarious responses! (Feel free to add yours)
  1. The High-Maintenance Pup
    My labradoodle will fight his way into the bathroom in the morning to be blow-dried. I have to let him in, otherwise he whines like he’s been set on fire. Then he demands a blow-dry treatment. He freaking LOVES it. —Kelsey Worstell, Facebook
  2. The Unlikely Best Friends
    My Alice Eloise is best buds with our UPS driver. Every Friday we have a big delivery, and every Friday they play an epic game of fetch from one end of the house to the other. It makes Alice Eloise so happy! Anytime we are out and see a UPS truck, she stops in her tracks, wanting to say hello! —Sarah Kathryn Frey, Facebook
  3. The “Don’t Leave” Dog
    When my dog sees me grabbing my shoes before I leave the house, she grabs one as I put the other one on and she hides it. —jackcleary50
  4. Look Into My Eyes
    My German shepherd mix sometimes likes to lick the couch while making prolonged eye contact with strangers. —Jillian Aramowicz
  5. The Hair Licker
    My poodle/bichon mix Luna will whine and bark at me if I don’t pick her up right when I get out of the shower and allow her to lick the water out of my hair! We now have a routine of her waiting outside the shower for me to finish, then she jumps up into my arms so she can basically drink my hair. —Regina Villano Heffler, Facebook
  6. The Grand Tour
    Every time my dog gets a new toy, he runs to the back door to take it outside and give it a tour of the backyard. —Holly Morse Johanknecht, Facebook
  7. BBQ Sauce
    My bichon barks at barbecue sauce. In or out of the bottle. No other condiments. Just barbecue sauce. —mollyc4dc773567
  8. Grey’s Anatomy
    My dog HAS to run around the house every time he hears the Grey’s Anatomy theme song. He will wake up from the dead of sleep, stop eating, drop whatever he is chewing on, just to run around in circles to that song. I still have no idea why. —Heather Carter, Facebook
  9. Floofy Little Pez Dispensers
    Our dog loves our bunnies. Or rather, our bunnies’ poop. To the point that he will follow them around the house with his nose up their butts waiting for them to drop one, as if they were floofy little Pez dispensers. —heatherd4427dc53b
  10. Chores Can Be Fun!
    My dog Riley goes completely crazy every time we take the trash out. She can be sound asleep in the other room and the second we pull the trash bag out of the trash can, she loses it and starts barking and running around in circles like it’s the most amazing thing she’s ever seen. —Marisa Kahla, Facebook
  11. …Or Maybe Not
    My dog is afraid of one specific trash can. —etticooper
  12. "I Got This For You.”
    My dog brings everyone who walks in the door a present. Whether it be one of her toys, or a paper plate she stole from the trash, she has to have something in her mouth to greet them. —lindseyw404927c63
  13. Everything Has Its Place
    Every time I try to put my lab’s toys in her toy bin, she will immediately take them out and drag them to their “designated” spot in the house. She won’t even play with them, she’ll just grab one after the other and put them in specific spots each time. —n43a81c9f9
  14. Her Own Seat at the Dinner Table
    Rosie, my chubby 2-year-old Jack Russell/beagle pup, must sit at the dinner table if we are at the dinner table. She even sits in her own chair. She doesn’t want to eat or beg, either. She just wants to be a part of the conversation. —Sierra Chandler, Facebook
  15. Hide & Seek
    My dog gets in the bathtub when she is feeling silly. She doesn’t even like baths, but she likes hiding behind the shower curtain and barking until I “find” her. —sarahs4ae7d690c
  16. The Lazy Dog
    He's too lazy to get on the couch so he lays like this all the time. —jhagerty06
  17. The Embarrassed Farter
    My friend’s miniature poodle, Bella, gets embarrassed and angry if she farts and you sniff the air around her. Seriously. If you just make a sniffing motion on a normal occasion, no response. But if you make a sniffing face after she has farted, she growls angrily and bares her teeth. —lacilace
  18. The Dog Who Wouldn’t Like Kyle XY
    My dog loves belly buttons. Mine is his favourite, especially after a shower. Any chance he gets he licks and sucks on it. His focus and determination is impressive, but it’s so gross having a dog tongue in your belly button. —ashlynh3
  19. Shadowhunter
    My dog will only chase the shadow of a ball and not the actual ball —Shadowhunter
  20. Poopin’ on Hills
    My dog, when she was a puppy, would only poop on hills. That was so she could look over her shoulder and watch it roll down the hill. Luckily she grew out of that behavior! —sheril4c62d03a5
  21. These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things
    My pug barks at these three things consistently when they’re on the TV: 1. Horses 2. Seagull sounds (not the actual bird) 3. Bad guys —emmaa4c674da1e
  22. Bedtime Rituals
    Lucky won't go to bed until I tuck her in with my bathrobe. —jessicab4bed5b9ad
  23. The Scared of Hats Dog
    My mom's dog is scared of people wearing hats. Like, you're good until you put on a hat.
    Suggested by @biz
  24. Sonic the Hedgehog.
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    When my dog gets stoked and tries to run really fast, he gets stuck in place for a split second while all his paws are moving frantically till he finally shoots off, causing him to look like Sonic the Hedgehog powering up to zoom away.
    Suggested by @MichaelDeMarco
  25. The picky eater dog
    My dog will NOT eat his dinner unless canned green beans are on top of it. We found out he was allergic to poultry which rules out a lot of dog food, so the vet gave us a list of alternatives. We tried green beans and he loved them so much he makes it clear there's not another option.
    Suggested by @ErinFlaherty
  26. The shoe sniffer
    My dog loves the smell of stinky feet, but more specifically stinky shoes. When I kick off my shoes she shoved her face into each shoe and scoots them across the floor. She then rolls over them ecstatically with her whole body.
    Suggested by @brookerandell