5 WAYS THIS ELECTION COULD HAVE GONE EVEN WORSE FOR JEB BUSH
As bad as things seem... they could always be worse.
- •His mother could have endorsed Rubio.She did say "the last thing we need is another Bush." But she didn't go quite this far.
- •Someone could have redirected JebBush.com to an ISIS website.They already redirected it to Trump's website. 1% less embarrassing.
- •He could have softly cried during a debate.He's come close... particularly when anyone has mentioned his dad, his mom, his brother, his home state, or his poll numbers.
- •Trump could have given him a wedgie on national TV.Like a schoolyard bully, Trump could have walked over to Jeb's podium, lifted him up by his tightie-whities, and demanded all the money remaining in his SuperPAC. No one would say a word, besides Ben Carson complaining that he should get more time.
- •Actually there aren't any other ways.Turns out there aren't 5 ways it could be any worse for Jeb. He is truly pitiful.