6 REASONS OBAMA WANTS DEMOCRATS TO UNITE BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON

The New York Times is reporting that President Obama told a private group of Texas donors that he’d like to see the Democratic Party begin rallying around Hillary Clinton as their nominee. Here are 6 reasons why:
  1. 1.
    Believes America has reached a historical moment to elect a white Protestant to the presidency.
  2. 2.
    Wants to reward Hillary for not leaking Bill Ayers’ and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s leading roles in the Benghazi attacks.
  3. 3.
    Lining up a post-presidential career at JP Morgan and wants to keep personal taxes to a minimum.
  4. 4.
    Increasingly annoyed by the Bernie Bros at Malia’s high school.
  5. 5.
    Bitter that a huge chunk of Sanders supporters chose Ron Paul over him the past two elections.
  6. 6.
    Deep down, sorta wants to hear what insults Trump has for Hillary.