The New York Times is reporting that President Obama told a private group of Texas donors that he’d like to see the Democratic Party begin rallying around Hillary Clinton as their nominee. Here are 6 reasons why:
  1. Believes America has reached a historical moment to elect a white Protestant to the presidency.
  2. Wants to reward Hillary for not leaking Bill Ayers’ and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s leading roles in the Benghazi attacks.
  3. Lining up a post-presidential career at JP Morgan and wants to keep personal taxes to a minimum.
  4. Increasingly annoyed by the Bernie Bros at Malia’s high school.
  5. Bitter that a huge chunk of Sanders supporters chose Ron Paul over him the past two elections.
  6. Deep down, sorta wants to hear what insults Trump has for Hillary.