Famed neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson hopes to bring his incisive surgical skills to the Department of Housing & Urban Development. Well, if these quotes are any indication, he’ll be just fine.
  1. Inspiring stuff.
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  2. Wow. When you put it that way, it makes so much sense.
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  3. Perhaps we should, Dr. Carson. Perhaps we should.
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  4. Blake “The Brain” Bortles is the best quarterback in NFL history.
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  5. Those sushi places rock. No argument here.
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  6. The nut of the mind was once thought to be but a myth… until now.
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  7. Now that’s some knowledge we’ll never forget!