CARL DIGGLER PREDICTIONS FOR TODAY'S PRIMARIES

Carl Diggler, America's top political pollster (with a record to match!) is one of Cafe's many talented writers, and a furious rival of "numbers cuckold" and "coward" Nate Silver. Here are Carl's picks for tonight's primaries, going by on pure gut. Read more Carl Diggler at Cafe.com or on Twitter at @Carl_Diggler
  1. MARYLAND
    Diggler picks Clinton and Trump, and then chides you for not having watched "The Wire"
  2. CONNECTICUT
    Diggler picks Clinton with a slight edge over Sanders for her frankness on gun control ("it's time to get the guns outta here, buster") and Trump for the Republican side
  3. RHODE ISLAND
    After deriding Rhode Island for sending "feeble bird-creature" Lincoln Chafee to the Senate, Diggler picks Bernie to win the state on the strength of "folk music burnouts." On the Republican side, Diggler picks Trump, predicting New England's "genteel racism" spells a victory for the real estate magnate.
  4. DELAWARE
    Diggler expects Kasich to be competitive, given the mid-Atlantic voters fondness for "strange, rambling stories" that Kasich tells. Still, Diggler favors Trump and Clinton in this state