DO YOU SUFFER FROM TRUMP-O-CONDRIA?
Trumpochondria is the scientific term we just invented for an obsessive and worried fixation on Republican nominee Donald Trump. Are you suffering as well?
- 1.It's not your faultMany are alarmed that this moldy jackolantern from hell is a presidential nominee. Your worry—from the left, right, or center—is easy to understand.
- 2.Polls are not for every day use. Neither are hashtags.A sign of Trumpochondria is a repetitive cycle of worry and data that never gets resolved. Much like Hypochondria, it's important to break this cycle and return yourself to a healthy place.
- 3.Do not indulge in hyperbolic worry.Yes, the knuckle-fucking psuedo-fascists of the alt-right are the exact genetic inverse of a so-called "master race," but these meme-loving Auzi's are not the American people. They aren't even the bulk of Trump voters. Most trump voters just hate Hillary even more. It's helpful to remember that.
- 4.The math is against Trump. Even if Nate Silver is a cowardly fool.Yes, nobody predicted Trump's ascent in the primaries. But that was a 17 person race run like a circus against a field that counted Jeb(!) Bush as a heavyweight. The general election is a different animal entirely. Do you think Trump retains all of Romney's states ~and~ adds 64 electoral votes? Even if Trump adds Ohio and Pennsylvania and Iowa AND Michigan, it still wouldn't be enough.
- 5.Social media isn't real lifeFor better and worse, the country is enormous. Arguing doesn't help much. Panicking helps even less.
- 6.So relax!After all, there's only a 25% that America as we seek to know it will end.
- 7.And a terrible president doesn't even mean the end of the country.Just saying