HOW IS HILLARY CLINTON BLOWING THIS?
Running neck and neck against a despised and unqualified candidate, Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State, is blowing it. Here's how.
- •Hillary Clinton is running as a woman. Major mistake.Women have historically low approval ratings.
- •Hillary Clinton has failed to emphasize her trademark successes like...uh...child care?C'mom Hillary, bail us out here.
- •Donald Trump, a man who bankrupted a mail-order steak company, somehow too difficult for Clinton to handle.
- •Those damn Bernie Bros, probably.Bernie Bros!
- •Clinton just isn't likable enough to be trusted with nuclear weapons.Trump says what he thinks! He's impulsive and ready to rumble! In no way will that backfire!
- •"I may be unlikeable and shady but I'm not an evil, racist aspiring tyrant" isn't the best bumper sticker we've seen.
- •The persuasive arguments of Trump supporters has truly swayed independents on the issues.Just kidding.