Great question, @ijeoma! In no way do we need to Google this first. We can name and rank nine Supreme Court Justices. No sweat.
  1. 1.
    RGB, as affectionately crowned by the Internet, is the Supreme Court Justice we deserve.
  2. 2.
    Justice Kennedy
    A moderate who can swing liberal, Justice Kennedy is a well-liked centrist who gets things done in a way nobody hates. Also, super easy to remember. Kennedy. Great name, in case you have to name Supreme Court Justices on the spot.
  3. 3.
    Sonia Sotomeyer
    Her powerful dissent on illegal police stops endeared her to a nation tired of illegal police stops and, uh, her other things...look, she's good, okay?
  4. 4.
    Justice Kagen
    Bam! A fourth one! Justice Kagen...hmm...well, what more can you say, right? Let's just move on.
  5. 5.
    The Ghost of Justice Scalia
    It may be surprising to see the Ghost of controversial Justice Scalia ranked so high, but he gets points for being a name we can remember without googling.
  6. 6.
    Judge Judy.
    Look, how many Supreme Court Justices can *you* name off the top?
  7. 7.
    Loses points for being a fictional character.
  8. 8.
    Ted Cruz, Maybe?
    He's always talking about the constitution or whatever.
  9. 9.
    Clarance Thomas
    Sexual harassment, staunch conservative and weirdly silent, Clarence Thomas sucks famously. He is burnt into our collective memory.
  10. 10.
    The worst judicial pick in modern times.