Requested by @ijeoma
Great question, @ijeoma! In no way do we need to Google this first. We can name and rank nine Supreme Court Justices. No sweat.
  1. RGB
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    RGB, as affectionately crowned by the Internet, is the Supreme Court Justice we deserve.
  2. Justice Kennedy
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    A moderate who can swing liberal, Justice Kennedy is a well-liked centrist who gets things done in a way nobody hates. Also, super easy to remember. Kennedy. Great name, in case you have to name Supreme Court Justices on the spot.
  3. Sonia Sotomeyer
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    Her powerful dissent on illegal police stops endeared her to a nation tired of illegal police stops and, uh, her other things...look, she's good, okay?
  4. Justice Kagen
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    Bam! A fourth one! Justice Kagen...hmm...well, what more can you say, right? Let's just move on.
  5. The Ghost of Justice Scalia
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    It may be surprising to see the Ghost of controversial Justice Scalia ranked so high, but he gets points for being a name we can remember without googling.
  6. Judge Judy.
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    Look, how many Supreme Court Justices can *you* name off the top?
  7. Sneezy
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    Loses points for being a fictional character.
  8. Ted Cruz, Maybe?
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    He's always talking about the constitution or whatever.
  9. Clarance Thomas
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    Sexual harassment, staunch conservative and weirdly silent, Clarence Thomas sucks famously. He is burnt into our collective memory.
  10. ALF
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    The worst judicial pick in modern times.