THE TRUMP INAUGURATION LINEUP
Check out this star-studded gala!
- •The first person sent home crying from season 3 of American Idol
- •Boise, Idaho's most popular Earth, Wind and Fire cover band, Dirt, Breeze, and LighterTheir kazooest is boycotting, however
- •A looping videotape of Michael Richard's Laugh Factory RantIn the interest of preserving the mood, all non-slurs will be censored.
- •The "Soy Bomb" guy that ruined Bob Dylan's 1998 Grammy performance.
- •A hacked Bigmouth Billy Base that sings the first 15 seconds of "God Bless America."