THE TRUMP INAUGURATION LINEUP

Check out this star-studded gala!
  1. The first person sent home crying from season 3 of American Idol
  2. Boise, Idaho's most popular Earth, Wind and Fire cover band, Dirt, Breeze, and Lighter
    Their kazooest is boycotting, however
  3. A looping videotape of Michael Richard's Laugh Factory Rant
    In the interest of preserving the mood, all non-slurs will be censored.
  4. The "Soy Bomb" guy that ruined Bob Dylan's 1998 Grammy performance.
  5. A hacked Bigmouth Billy Base that sings the first 15 seconds of "God Bless America."