THERE ARE ONLY 7 THINGS MORE AWKWARD THAN JEB BUSH ENDORSING TED CRUZ
Failed presidential candidate Jeb! Bush cannot stop making America uncomfortable. Yesterday he endorsed far-right renegade Ted Cruz, a man who’s built his entire career attacking... the Bush family establishment in Texas. Nothing could be more awkward. Well, maybe these 7 things that haven't yet happened (but there's still time!)...
- 1.Monica Lewinsky asking Hillary Clinton to officiate her wedding.
- 2.Paul McCartney singing Oasis songs with Yoko Ono.
- 3.Barack Obama agreeing to sponsor Melania Trump’s citizenship.
- 4.Tom Brady walking in on Gisele in bed with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
- 5.Richard Nixon giving the toast at Bob Woodward’s retirement party.
- 6.John Boehner spotting Donald Trump a canister of spray-tan.
- 7.Jeb Bush calling Ted Cruz back, after his first offer to endorse was politely declined.