THERE ARE ONLY 7 THINGS MORE AWKWARD THAN JEB BUSH ENDORSING TED CRUZ

Failed presidential candidate Jeb! Bush cannot stop making America uncomfortable. Yesterday he endorsed far-right renegade Ted Cruz, a man who’s built his entire career attacking... the Bush family establishment in Texas. Nothing could be more awkward. Well, maybe these 7 things that haven't yet happened (but there's still time!)...
  1. 1.
    Monica Lewinsky asking Hillary Clinton to officiate her wedding.
  2. 2.
    Paul McCartney singing Oasis songs with Yoko Ono.
  3. 3.
    Barack Obama agreeing to sponsor Melania Trump’s citizenship.
  4. 4.
    Tom Brady walking in on Gisele in bed with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
  5. 5.
    Richard Nixon giving the toast at Bob Woodward’s retirement party.
  6. 6.
    John Boehner spotting Donald Trump a canister of spray-tan.
  7. 7.
    Jeb Bush calling Ted Cruz back, after his first offer to endorse was politely declined.