Top 5 Potential Replacements For Michael Flynn

  1. A frat guy in Oakleys touching you and asking, "Who d'you know here, bro?"
  2. The late Mihaly “Michu” Meszaros, the Hungarian actor who played ALF.
  3. An inflatable clown punching doll that bounces back up when you punch it.
  4. A Statue of Liberty-sized scarecrow placed right next to the Statue of Liberty.
  5. A McDonald’s drive-thru speaker that spits out garbled clips from Mein Kampf